Bored Teenager ft. No life

Seriously, like how do I even have followers? I don't post anything original. Except for the occasional selfie.

misha-bawlins:

hayleytonks:

danisnotafaggot:

gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out

lets talk about sims for a minute

in sims, your appearance doesn’t matter. you can pursue what career you want and not get paid less for being a certain gender. you can change your sim’s gender or life at any time. what other sims care about is if you’re nice or if you kick over their gnome.

just saying

also men in sims 2 can get pregnant by aliens 

arsvallis:

It’s cool ALS is talked about and all, but y’all realize the reason the search for a cure has to rely on cute water dumping videos is that unlike finding new ways to give middle class men firmer boners, there just isn’t much profit to be made curing a really rare disease? that the problem is once again an industry centered around generating profit and not addressing social need? you know, the problem once again is capitalism?

lipstick-lesbian:

kaliforniia-kueen:

midnight-sun-rising:


You know there are programs that can change your daughters confused predilections.

My heart fucking broke during this scene. 

This was my favourite scene. He’s a military man who comes off as a typical “manly man” and he stands up for his daughter being lesbian. This scene was heartbreaking but fucking beautiful.

This scene ugh a+ parent

lipstick-lesbian:

kaliforniia-kueen:

midnight-sun-rising:

You know there are programs that can change your daughters confused predilections.

My heart fucking broke during this scene. 

This was my favourite scene. He’s a military man who comes off as a typical “manly man” and he stands up for his daughter being lesbian. This scene was heartbreaking but fucking beautiful.

This scene ugh a+ parent

parallelanprincess:

citrusella-flugpucker:

frustration-squared:

walkdownthestreetlikeafckingstar:

metaorigin:

madfromamyriad:

metaorigin:

madfromamyriad:

superwhoavengelockandme:

And that’s when you knew London wasn’t a complete ditz.

what if she was just witch and she just didn’t understand the muggle world

That explains why we never saw her parents… they were probably too busy with their jobs in the Ministry… 0_o

LONDON’S A SQUIB

BUT WAT IF SHE WASN’T 

WAT IF SHE ACTUALLY HAD POWERS BUT HID THEM

GRADUATED FROM HOGWARTS EARLY

AND INTERNED IN OUR WORLD BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO WORK WITH MUGGLES

IT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY SHE FOUND IT DIFFICULT TO USE SO MANY MUNDANE MUGGLE OBJECTS

eh

((I say Mr. Tipton is a Squib from a rich wizarding family whose third wife (London’s mom) was a very cranky witch (probably flung a watermelon at Moseby’s head with magic during London’s Sweet 16). London’s grandmother (and mother) were shunned from their pureblood family for being blood traitors and fraternizing with Muggles and half-bloods and Muggle-borns and such, and her grandmother found it rather tiring and moved to live a completely non-magical life in Thailand. Her mother (and her Squib father until she went to magic school) spent most of their time in the magical world, her father working to start a Muggle business and striking success shortly after London set off to school.

London would’ve gone to the Salem Witches’ Institute, not Hogwarts, since it’s implied she’s spent most of her life in America. Alterternatively, she did a stint at Beauxbatons since she was often seen coming back from Paris.

Basically, I’m trying to work this around the fact we have seen her dad (thrice, though only once with his face) and her maternal grandmother. (Even the rich wizarding family her Squib dad belonged to was important, so that she could wear designer diapers (yes, it was mentioned in the show) before her dad hit it big in the hotel business.)))

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

andreafluff:

instadayum:

kamikaze95:

nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

:-))

i think the best but also saddest thing about this is that MEN created this product to protect women from MEN

Preach.

andreafluff:

instadayum:

kamikaze95:

nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

:-))

i think the best but also saddest thing about this is that MEN created this product to protect women from MEN

Preach.

  • Men: Rape culture isn't real and rape isn't even that common. You're just paranoid and probably flattering yourself. Not all men are rapists, okay?
  • Men: *capitalize on women's (justified) fear of sexual violence and profit from selling pink pepper spray and other pink self defense weapons specifically to women*

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

jetbag:

I won’t be the girl you marry. I’ll be the girl you wish you didn’t give up when your wife is faking her orgasms 30 years into marriage with your average office life and your receding hairline.